Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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