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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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