Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh god it's open bar.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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