You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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