I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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