Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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