We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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