allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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