I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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