Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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