wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i think i have two assholes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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