So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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