he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This baby is an asshole
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Randomize
