I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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