You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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