Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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