So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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