He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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