i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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