I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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