whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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