Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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