Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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