Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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