chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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