How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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