I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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