WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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