Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
