Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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