At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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