weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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