So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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