did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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