i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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