Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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