My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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