I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I smell stomach acid.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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