I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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