please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
A+ Viking dick
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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