Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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