actually, I'm a sock model
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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