yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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