is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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