Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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