Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Alive.
So much puke
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize
