Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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