seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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