Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm too high and old for this...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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