Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My vagina is officially offended.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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