Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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