..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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