No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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