ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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